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    Can you believe it’s already August? It feels like just yesterday we were saying, “Hello, scorching summer!” Now we’re bracing for the autumn foliage and pumpkin-spice everything (spice up your life, right?). But before we plunge headfirst into fall, let’s detour into the delightful realm of humor. Here’s your weekly dose of laughter, courtesy of women on social media, reminding us that maybe life isn’t so bleak after all—just mildly absurd!


    @probably_ayla / x.com

    In our search for humor, we’ve sifted through the depths of Bluesky, Threads, and X. Yes, the third one is a dumpster fire, but at least it still showers us with comedic gems amidst the chaos. Consider this your comedic lifeboat—definitely not a flotation device, but who doesn’t enjoy a little metaphorical buoyancy? So, make sure to follow these clever women—they’re the lifeguards of the internet!

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    A person smiling while holding a small white dog; a humorous social media post about a protective dog
    @graceyldn / x.com

    2.

    Screenshot of a social media post with a humorous exchange: 'Could u elaborate?' followed by 'No I actually completely forgot what I just said.'
    threads.com

    Related: “Don’t Scream Help”: 17 Women Reveal The “Unhinged” Safety Tips That Can Save Lives—because who doesn’t love some dark humor with their life advice?

    3.

    Tweet from user Joji: 'when someone starts talking about real estate I just say 'yeah, no, the market is craaaazy''
    @jojipaints / x.com

    4.

    Tweet humorously advises removing Apple Watch with formal attire, likening the combination to a 'spy kid.'
    @diomuarr / x.com

    5.

    Person with a crown looks upset, background shows flames. Caption: 'when he makes a joke but I haven't eaten all day.'
    Universal / @MarceAlgara / x.com

    6.

    Tweet by user saying they didn't buy snacks to avoid having them at home, now regrets having no snacks
    @ClaireMPLS / x.com

    7.

    A tweet about asking a boyfriend what he's most afraid of, expecting a sweet answer, but he says 'YOU,' followed by crying emojis
    @shut_thefu_ / x.com

    8.

    Crocheted frogs wearing shorts are displayed on a table, surrounded by yarn and crafting materials
    @haphazardlyyyyy / x.com

    9.

    A person in a subway station holds a sign saying, 'DON'T GIVE YOUR P*SSY UP FOR A LAME!'
    @MarceAlgara/ / x.com

    10.

    Tweet jokingly wishes goodnight to honest men and sleep paralysis on others
    @diomuarr / x.com

    11.

    Tweet asking if cilantro tastes like soap to everyone, but some enjoy the taste of soap
    @ughfinewhatever / x.com

    12.

    Social media post by iblamekaixin reads, 'AND TO MY GREAT GRANDCHILDREN I LEAVE 38,288 SCREENSHOTS.'
    threads.com

    13.

    A humorous tweet recounts a 9-year-old mistaking Leonardo da Vinci's name for Leonardo DiCaprio
    @RYGdance / x.com

    14.

    A man wearing a headset appears frustrated while another person is out of focus in the foreground. Text joke about robot slur on social media above image
    @kitgrier / x.com

    15.

    Tweet by Gia: Joking about expecting a glamorous life with ballrooms but attending Monday calls with Chad instead
    @Madison / x.com

    Related: I’m Crying Laughing Over These Hilarious Job Tweets From June—because laughter is the best medicine, but snacks are definitely the best accompaniment.

    16.

    Tweet humorously suggests women close their eyes during sex to avoid seeing men happy
    @diomuarr / x.com

    17.

    Tweet joking about how the husband's trust or fear leads him to hand over duct tape without questions
    @sixfootcandy / x.com

    18.

    Tweet from kellalena.bsky.social: 'Why is anxiety medication not called relaxatives?'
    bsky.app

    19.

    Tweet from Sweet Momissa: 'I don't need a mood ring, I have a Twitter account.'
    @sweetmomissa / x.com

    As we wrap up this delightful detour into the minds of clever women, remember to check out our previous tweet roundup if you want more of this comedic gold. Because really, who wouldn’t want a curated collection of the internet’s finest humor? It’s cheaper than therapy and infinitely more entertaining—unless your therapist is secretly a stand-up comedian, which is honestly a whole different kind of amusing.

    Looking for other internet finds? Join us as we delve into the bizarre lives of private investigators, explore the darker sides of humanity, or even indulge in some wholesome, adorable content. Because why not add layers to your internet browsing routine—like an unholy trinity of dark wisdom, joy, and insight!

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