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    Big Lots utilizes headquarters mortgage for new financing.

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    In a plot twist worthy of a daytime soap opera, Big Lots has decided to spice up its financial narrative by borrowing up to $200 million. Apparently, the road to retail recovery is paved with cash, and this new term loan facility is its golden ticket.

    On Thursday, the retail giant announced that it has secured this shiny new loan from none other than Gordon Brothers Capital. Because nothing screams fiscal responsibility like tying your financial future to a company whose name sounds like a discount Disney subsidiary. With this move, Big Lots is not just improving its liquidity position—it’s basically taking a deep dive into the pool of capital while simultaneously removing its floaties.

    Oh, but wait—a juicy detail! Big Lots immediately snagged $50 million from this loan, which, like many good things, will mature in 2027. They also filed an 8-K with the SEC (that’s financial speak for “look at us, we’re still in business!”). This loan is secured by a first-priority mortgage on their corporate headquarters in Columbus, Ohio, and a variety of other charming assets, including credit card receivables and inventory. In other words, if they default, at least the banks will have a really great collection of office chairs and old Halloween decorations.

    In a statement, Jonathan Ramsden, the Chief Financial Officer, reassured everyone that they’re fully committed to steering the ship back into the black—presumably while wearing life jackets made of cash. “The financing gives us additional flexibility,” he quipped. Flexibility? As in front-flips into a pool of savings? I think we’re all just here for the “extreme bargains” he mentioned, which, let’s be honest, sound suspiciously like euphemisms for “clutter we couldn’t sell last season.”

    The grand strategy involves leaning heavily into closeouts and liquidations—yes, because nothing screams consumer confidence like buying leftover merchandise. They plan on growing bargain offerings to 75% of sales! For those too busy to do math, that means the majority of your shopping experience will feel like Black Friday in a clearance aisle. Can’t wait!

    During their recent earnings call—because when your profits plummet, the best therapy is to talk about them publicly—Big Lots flaunted their financial prowess by cutting over $140 million in expenses last year. They also nearly halved capital expenditures and trimmed inventory by almost $200 million. So, while they’re lightening their load, they’re also keeping an eye out for more ways to salvage pennies. If only they could find a way to monetize their strategy of “waiting for it to get better.”

    In a shakeup that even a reality show wouldn’t dare to script, Chief Merchandising Officer Margarita Giannantonio decided to exit stage left. Citing personal reasons, she left the company on March 19—perhaps to pursue her dreams of becoming an Instagram influencer for thrift shopping instead. Alas, no immediate replacement will be found for her role, as the remaining executives scramble to fill the void by reporting directly to CEO Bruce Thorn. Because nothing restores order quite like tossing two seasoned VPs into the lion’s den and seeing what happens.

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