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    Last week, Ethereum cofounder and ConsenSys CEO Joseph Lubin decided to make a splash on Twitter, presumably while wearing a turtleneck and sipping on artisanal coffee. His inspiration? An interview featuring Tom Lee, the head honcho at BitMine, which has proudly claimed the title of the ultimate ETH hoarder with a staggering 1.86 million coins. Clearly, their motto is “Why have a little when you can have a lot?”

    Lubin shared his prediction that ETH prices could soar “100x from here,” which sounds more like a stock market fantasy than a grounded investment strategy. And as for Ethereum overtaking Bitcoin? Well, that’s just around the corner, according to him. Lubin doubled down on his optimism, insisting, “The real problem is that it is not possible to be bullish enough.” Well, glad he’s cleared that up for us; apparently, he missed the memo on moderation.

    He isn’t sipping this optimism solo—Ethereum has been riding a wave in 2025 that could make even a seasoned surfer envious. Institutional interest is blossoming like a well-loved houseplant, with excitement bubbling over ETFs,staking yields, ETH treasury companies, and the unstoppable spread of DeFi. Who knew the crypto scene could feel like a tech startup convention where the free snacks just keep coming?

    But let’s take a step back and appreciate the grand scale of Lubin’s argument: all the developers, protocols, startups, and unicorns (yes, those magical creatures that seem to float above reality) sprouting from Ethereum will somehow catalyze a massive adoption wave, allowing ETH to leapfrog over BTC like an enthusiastic kid at a playground. Sounds delightful, doesn’t it?

    Of course, Lubin’s cheerleading is somewhat expected, given that he’s, you know, defending his turf. It’s like a musician insisting their genre is the best one, but can we really believe that a tech protocol will overthrow the established money hierarchy? I can practically hear the giggles from Bitcoin loyalists who are busy polishing their “HODL” mugs. Ethereum flipping Bitcoin? Only if they find out how to make money grow on trees, my friend.

    Ethereum Flipping Bitcoin? ‘Let’s Be Real’

    Enter Jack Mallers, CEO of Strike, who’s not one to mince words when it comes to Bitcoin’s supremacy. In a video that’s making the rounds like the latest viral cat meme, he essentially declares, “Let’s be real”—a phrase that should always precede a healthy dose of skepticism. And oh, did he serve it up cold. Mallers took it upon himself to highlight the true nature of the problem Bitcoin seeks to solve, which, by the way, is worth up to $500 trillion. That’s right; it could buy a lot more than your average avocado toast.

    “That’s what Bitcoin’s going after,” he explains, possibly rolling his eyes at the thought of Ethereum’s lofty aspirations. Meanwhile, Ethereum is like that overachieving student at school—great for projects and teamwork, but never quite seizing the “most valuable currency” title. Mallers aptly points out that even if Ethereum were to become “the new Apple” (yes, the tech giant), it could still only reach about $3 trillion—still a fraction of the money market.

    “So you’re saying Ethereum, the world’s computer, is gonna be bigger than the equities market? What are you, smoking crack? Are you crazy? It’s just stupid.”

    In his rant, Mallers emphasizes a fundamental difference: “There’s money and then there are companies.” It’s almost like comparing apples to, well, whatever Ethereum is trying to be—a fancy tech gadget, perhaps? Let’s face it; while Ethereum has the potential for lavish upside, its real worth hangs like a piñata on the success of its applications.

    Like Apple Flipping the US Dollar

    Ethereum is a treasure trove of potential, sure, but its value is as unpredictable as a cat’s mood. Unlike Bitcoin, which wears a maximalist badge with pride by capping its supply at 21 million coins, Ethereum’s limitless availability is like an all-you-can-eat buffet—attractive, but eventually, you might regret those second helpings.

    Leadership changes and tech pivots happen, much like characters in a soap opera; it’s all part of the drama that fuels innovation. But let’s pause for a moment and entertain a thought experiment. Ask any Wall Street veteran what they’d rather bet their retirement on: a new operating system for app developers or a monetary protocol boasting 15 years of unyielding uptime and a predictable issuance schedule. Spoiler alert: they’re not betting on the app.

    Ultimately, Ethereum flipping Bitcoin would be akin to Apple flipping the US dollar. Or, as Mallers so artfully put it at BTC Prague last year, “There is no second best.” So while the idea of Ethereum leading the charge sounds dazzling, let’s not forget it’s dancing on the precipice of some very real market realities—or, you know, on the thin ice of wild enthusiasm.

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