Ah, the Saints are back in *Saints Row*, folks! Yes, again—a reboot that promises to deliver all the chaos you didn’t know you needed. It’s like your long-lost relative showing up uninvited, bringing just the right amount of mayhem into your life. This time, we’re zipping around the Saints Row map and collecting all the digital loot, like a kid in a candy store… if that candy was crime and the store was lawless.
Whether you find yourself barreling down the streets in a car that may or may not have been procured legally, blissfully soaring through the skies in a helicopter, or just hoofing it in questionable shoes, the Saints Row 2022 map is your playground! And let’s not forget the joy of inviting friends, because who doesn’t love a little co-op chaos? It’s like a family reunion, minus the awkward small talk—and with more explosions.
We’ve curated the essential details about this delightful chaos trap below, saving you the trouble of rifling through in-game menus you already ignored. You’re welcome, you lazy rascal.
Saints Row Map: Welcome to Santo Ileso
Santo Ileso is our playground, designed after the American South-West, because who wouldn’t want to explore a desert model that doubles as a crime scene? The map is thoughtfully divided into several districts, ensuring you can get lost in a lovely variety of settings, from “totally-not-sketchy” areas to places where even the weeds look suspicious. These districts are:
- Monte Vista
- Marina West
- Marina East
- Old Town West
- Old Town East
- Rojas Desert North
- Kavanagh County Territory
- West Providencia
- East Providencia
- Mercedes
- Smelterville East
- Smelterville West
- Badlands North
- Lakeshore North
- Lakeshore South
- West Flats
- East Flats
- Badlands South
- El Dora’s
- Lake Sebastian
The full expanse of Santo Ileso offers a delightful mix of rural badlands and cities that almost touch the clouds, allowing you to experience both the beauty of nature and the charm of combining crime with a little bit of community service (just kidding, it’s all crime).
As you meander through this delightful map, brace yourself for a plethora of engaging activities: complete Threats that would make a regular citizen faint, embrace Side Hustles that redefine the term “entrepreneur,” unlock Fast Travel points because standing still isn’t your style, and embark on criminal ventures that would impress even the most experienced felon. Not to mention all the shops and delightful secrets just waiting to be uncovered, like that snack hidden in the back of your fridge.
So there you have it—the finer points of the Saints Row map and its quirky districts. If you ever wondered whether you can wreak havoc with friends across various platforms, consult our Saints Row crossplay guide. And if you’re curious about the soundtrack to your impending doom, take a peek at our Saints Row radio stations story. Because nothing says “I’m about to make bad choices” like a good playlist.
