Good morning! I envisioned myself basking in the sun-soaked splendor of Toronto, but alas, Mother Nature had other plans. My flight was grounded as thunderstorms took center stage, reminding us that chaos reigns—not unlike the notorious summer heat waves in my beloved New York. Just to illustrate the absurdity, 2024 has already snagged the title of the warmest year ever recorded. Hot on its heels, Japan recently reported a blistering 41.2 degrees Celsius (that’s approximately the temperature required to fry an egg in record time). Isn’t climate change just a delightful saga?
In a plot twist only the U.S. Department of Energy could conjure, a recent report has surfaced that downplays climate change while simultaneously offering legal loopholes to shred regulations. Instead, I highly recommend diving into the treasure trove of insights found in “Supporting Extreme Heath Risk Governance,” which just dropped last week—just in time for the anniversary of the UN Secretary-General’s Call to Action. Talk about perfect timing!
Feeling like a tiny sailboat adrift on Mother Nature’s stormy seas is understandable, whether you’re trudging home from LaGuardia or dodging a tsunami. However, don’t underestimate our power to adapt in this warming circus! Especially those in leadership roles have the means to create exciting policies, innovative products, and new practices that could potentially ease the suffering of the planet.
Long-time readers of this delightful newsletter know I’m a big fan of Spencer Glendon, the economist aptly named for this era of climate change awareness. He frequently engages Fortune 500 executives in discussions about navigating the future of business amidst environmental turmoil. We have an upcoming climate dinner for C-Suite leaders, with our partner Deloitte, on September 23. Yes, that Deloitte—the sponsors of this very newsletter—and here I thought I was the only one throwing extravagant climate-themed soirées. Keep your eyes peeled for more dialogues and stories about energy innovation. And let’s just say that tech possibilities are downright thrilling!
Back in my college days in Nairobi, I had the privileged role of penning speeches for Mostafa Tolba, the executive director at the UN Environment Programme. One piece of advice he generously bestowed upon me was to “make it funny.” Can you imagine? I spent an entire night brainstorming puns about desertification, only to find out he wanted me to poke fun at him instead. Ah, the absurdity! While global issues often feel insurmountable, he continued, genuine human connections can make all the difference. Take that as a lesson as we tackle climate change—because laughter is the best medicine, right?
Top News
Tariff Day: New Taxes on U.S. Imports
President Trump has waved his magical executive wand, raising tariffs on imports from various countries, creating a new tax extravaganza! Rates range from 10% to an eye-popping 41%. Goods attempting to outsmart these tariffs by sneaky “transhipment” through third countries will incur a hefty 40%. Ah, the art of evasion!
Canada Faces a 35% Tariff
The logical choice for Trump? Of course! He’s slapped Canada with a 35% tariff for failing to effectively deal with fentanyl flow. But don’t worry, goods previously covered under the USMCA agreement are exempt—it’s like giving candy to the kids fostering good behavior.
Mexico Gets a 90-Day Extension
In Trump’s infinite wisdom, he’s thrown Mexico a 90-day lifebuoy. “The complexities of a deal are somewhat different,” he quipped, perhaps realizing that building walls isn’t the only strategy here. For now, Mexico is bound to pay a 25% Fentanyl Tariff, 50% on Steel, Aluminum, and Copper. Oops! Let’s hope they’re good at math!
It May All Be for Naught
Just when you thought the tariffs were set in stone, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit tossed a wrench into the works. A group of states is challenging the legality of Trump’s tariffs, with the judges giving a doubtful side-eye to the administration’s arguments. Who knew a courtroom could bring so much suspense?
Trump Threatens Pharma Companies
Feeling feisty, President Trump has sent letters to 17 drug companies, demanding they lower prices ASAP or face consequences. Because nothing says “negotiation” quite like a threatening letter, right? There’s still no clarity on whether he can enforce this—all part of the mystery!
The Markets
Oh, how the financial tides are turning! The S&P 500 futures dipped 1% in the morning, reflecting yesterday’s 0.37% drop. Meanwhile, the European STOXX jumped on the downward spiral with a 1.29% decline. Global markets seems to be in a synchronized swim, with Japan’s Nikkei down 0.66% and South Korea’s KOSPI plunging by a staggering 3.88%. Even Bitcoin is feeling the pinch at $114K. Ah, what a time to be alive!
From the Analysts
ING on Tariffs: “The market’s muted response suggests that trade deals still linger on the horizon, while everyone waits for the next exciting episode of data,” commentates Francesco Pesole et al. Who needs Netflix when you have global trade dramas?
Goldman Sachs on Job Expectations: “We estimate nonfarm payrolls rose by about 100k in July, which is inline with the general consensus. But don’t pop the champagne, as the economy crawls forward at a snail’s pace,” say Ronnie Walker and Jessica Rindels. The optimism is palpable, isn’t it?
Around the Watercooler
Is eBay actually experiencing a renaissance? Its stock surged to an unprecedented high, leaving us all wondering if nostalgia is the new currency. Meanwhile, Warren Buffett and Zillow appear to agree that mortgage rates are simply playing hard to get for Americans. And in luxury land, Hermès’ CEO laments that the booming Birkin resale market might be keeping “real customers” at bay—oh, the travails of high fashion!
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