Jimmy Fallon seems to be nursing the wound of having the least riveting 11:30 p.m. late-night show by diversifying his income streams like a financial planner who just discovered the stock market. Among his endeavors are a show that feels more like a collection of annoying commercials—On Brand with Jimmy Fallon, his notable cameo in the game show Password, and, of course, his stints in actual State Farm commercials. However, the crown for most bewildering gig goes to his face being plastered all over the mobile game Royal Kingdom—a position he shares with other celebrities who have made questionable career choices.
While Fallon has always been the punchline of many late-night jokes, this new role seems to have brought a level of disdain that eclipses his lukewarm hosting abilities. A Redditor in the r/LateNightShows subreddit encapsulated the sentiment perfectly: “As if Fallon couldn’t hit a new low, here he is, shilling for a mobile game that seems designed for someone fighting the unaddressed demons of their mental health.”
Beware the Kingdom
For those blissfully unaware, Royal Kingdom is essentially a digital playground for anyone grappling with the emotional weight of life—think of it as an escape route lined with colorful match-three puzzles. You might think, “Oh, how could it possibly hurt to spend a few minutes matching brightly-colored candies?” Well, my dear readers, I forked over $15 to this pixelated realm in 2023 over three long, tedious months, and it felt like I was pouring money into the black hole of irrational escape. It’s like Candy Crush but with a side of existential dread.
Fallon’s Fateful Choice
Fallon’s decision to be a spokesperson for this colorful yet soul-sucking app has left many scratching their heads in bewilderment. The Reddit community exploded with comments like “greedy” and “pathetic,” and trust me, these aren’t exactly adjectives that inspire confidence in a career move. Just when you thought the commercial couldn’t get any worse, someone chimed in, “I’ve only seen it once, but I’m pretty sure I need therapy now.” Talk about hitting rock bottom!
The hate train doesn’t stop there. A year ago, one brave soul on the r/CommercialsIHate subreddit noted: “I don’t often develop immediate loathing for a commercial, but this one was like a punch in the gut. I couldn’t even go back to sleep. Bravo, Fallon!” The real kicker? Someone added, “Anything with Jimmy Fallon is guaranteed to be cringe and annoying. His show is literally this.” Sometimes, it’s as if the universe conspires to lend a helping hand to those craving comic relief.
Support Amidst the Roast
Yet, as is often the case, amidst the cascading wave of backlash, there are those who still manage to don their captain’s hats and steer the ship of praise. “He’s not my favorite, but people gotta make money,” one Redditor proclaimed. “At least he didn’t do a monologue in Saudi.” So, you know, there’s a silver lining in this grim comedy. A beacon of light amidst the dreadful mobile game ads—that metaphorical lifeboat is always welcome!
So, here’s to Jimmy Fallon! Consistently reminding us that even the most talented among us can end up as the laughing stock… or rather, the ad mascot for a digital game designed for those dodging their emotional baggage. Cheers!
