EXCLUSIVE: IMDB Review Claims Film is a “Low Budget Flopper” – Time Well Spent Not!
Boris Johnson’s recent appointment of a new Parliamentary Private Secretary (PPS) has taken a twist worthy of a sitcom. Joy Morrissey, the newly minted PPS, was previously on the big screen as a leading lady riding—wait for it—a man dressed as a pantomime horse. What’s next, a Minister of Shenanigans?
Morrissey, known for her articulate speeches and perhaps less-famous role as an actress—under the pseudonym Joy Boden—graces the comedy scene with her charm, alongside a magical statue that renders the male lead irresistible. Forget political theater; this is low-budget comedy gold!
In 2008, the world was introduced to “Geek Mythology,” a film that apparently has more twists than a pretzel. The plot? A man stumbles upon a magical statue that makes him a woman magnet, leading to a romance entangled with best friends’ jealousies and more confusion than a cat in a dog park.
“Bonk fest” is the term used to describe the film, and it seems apt given the antics that ensue. Morrissey’s character, Renee, becomes the unwitting target of our protagonist’s newfound “powers,” further complicated by the unforgettable visuals of her wearing a bodice while riding a cowboy-hatted man. A gripping reflection of society, I’m sure.
The movie has received a blistering one-star review on IMDB literacy’s finest critic, stating, “Party political broadcasts are better than this film.” Truly cutting dialogue. Geek Mythology certainly set the bar… in the graveyard.
Meanwhile, following a cabinet reshuffle meant to bolster Johnson’s beleaguered administration amidst party scandal allegations, Morrissey’s role as an PPS is to manage the delicate chaos that seems to be the hallmark of modern politics. Straddling the divide between political grind and Hollywood absurdity never looked so appealing!
But who knew that someone could cross from internet memes into real-life political positions? At this point, we may as well appoint a cartoon character as the next Home Secretary, elevating British politics to a level of surrealism one could only dream of. As we say in showbiz: “The show must go on!”
