The Return of ‘Mastiii 4’: An Epic Tale of Mediocrity
Gather round, folks! The cinematic marvel that is ‘Mastiii 4’ is making its way to your screens on January 16, 2026. Yes, after an exhilarating theatrical failure, it’s getting a second shot—because who doesn’t love a good flop twice over? Featuring the likes of Riteish Deshmukh, Vivek Oberoi, and Aftab Shivdasani, this is the kind of adult comedy that’s sure to make you wonder—just how low can we go?
A Box Office Bonanza (or a Bust)
Released on November 21, 2025, this cinematic treasure trove collected a staggering ₹19.32 crore worldwide. With a budget of ₹40 crore, it appears the film took a page from the “How Not to Make Money” handbook. The audience, apparently, had a prior engagement—maybe a root canal would have been more fun.
The Cast: A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
Directed by Milap Milan Zaveri and featuring an ensemble cast that includes Arshad Warsi and Nargis Fakhri, one can only speculate if they thought they were auditioning for a different movie altogether. Perhaps ‘Mastiii 4’ felt like a game of ‘Guess Who?’ where most participants forgot to show up.
Those ‘A’ Ratings and the Gory Truth
Obtaining an ‘A’ certificate from the Central Board of Film Certification, this movie is officially deemed suitable only for audiences over 18. It seems the board’s decision relied heavily on the film’s content, which they found so graphic—well, they requested some muting and editing. Who knew language was such a touchy subject?
Soundtrack to Your Unhappiness: A Not-So-Great Musical Journey
Meet Bros and company threw together a soundtrack that, much like the film itself, failed to resonate with the audience. Perhaps they assumed that if the visuals were underwhelming, the audio could take the hit. Spoiler alert: it didn’t. You can hear crickets chirping as the songs went unheard, leaving us all wondering about life’s greater existential questions.
‘Mastiii 4’ on OTT: Because Everyone Deserves Second Chances
As it makes its digital debut on Zee5, one can’t help but think—this is the film equivalent of a “second chance” relationship. Streaming from January 16, 2026, you can now enjoy the film from the safety of your home, where the popcorn is always free and the exits are never more than a few steps away. Bonus: if you’ve got a Zee5 subscription, it’s like Netflix, but with a twist—of lemon to mask the taste of regret!
The Future of the ‘Mastiii’ Franchise: A Never-Ending Cycle?
The original ‘Masti’ hit theaters in 2004, and since then, fans of the franchise have been treated to a series of diminishing returns. “Grand Masti” and “Great Grand Masti”—it’s like a sad musical sequel that just keeps going, like a family member who overstays their welcome. But don’t worry, folks, they’ll be back again—because apparently, all good things must come with a ‘Mastiii’ sequel.
So, mark your calendars, slap that budget for popcorn in your wallet, and prepare yourself for a journey into the mysteriously uncharted waters of failed adult comedies. Just remember to keep your expectations as low as the movie’s box office numbers!
