When Matchmaking Goes Awry: Sarah Jessica Parker’s Flop
Hold on to your cocktail glasses, everyone! In a plot twist worthy of a “Sex and the City” episode, Sarah Jessica Parker decided to don the hat of a matchmaker for her co-star Kristin Davis. Spoiler alert: she got promptly shut down. Apparently, not even Carrie Bradshaw’s charm can convince people to swipe right when they’re not in the mood.
In a recently released clip from The Drew Barrymore Show, Davis casually dropped this earth-shattering news. Parker, already playing the role of a domestic goddess, thought it wise to craft a profile for her friend on the elite dating app Raya. Because, you know, the big city is just *full* of happily ever afters, right?
“I said no,” Davis declared with all the conviction of someone who just spotted a cockroach in her kitchen. “Sarah Jessica, happily married obviously, was like, ‘Oh, yeah. I’m setting you up a profile on Raya!’ And I was like, ‘Do not. I will hurt you.’” Nothing like a little threat to spice up friendship, folks.
While Barrymore chimed in with tales of her own matchmaking successes on the exclusive app, Davis wasn’t having any of it. “The thing is, I’d rather face the chaos of juggling a pumpkin spice latte and my children’s bedtime than engage in chit-chat with random strangers,” she proclaimed. Because clearly, missing bedtime for small talk is *not* on her agenda.
“Number one, I don’t want to miss bedtime for my kids. Okay. That’s a situation,” Davis elaborated. “You want me to sit with a stranger *while* my kids are being put to bed? Who signed me up for this madness?” It seems that Davis’ priorities are as straightforward as knowing your wine pairings.
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any more relatable, a friend dared to suggest daytime dates, like coffee post-school drop-off. Davis, however, wasn’t quite ready to trade her Netflix binges for bean juice with a potential suitor. “I’m not quite there yet,” she admitted, perhaps pondering if joining Tinder would actually come with a side of laundry folding.
Meanwhile, Davis remains a masterclass in privacy when it comes to her dating life. No wedding bells have ever rung for this actress. Sure, she’s been linked to notable names like Alec Baldwin and Liev Schreiber, but she’s never really opened the floodgates on her romantic escapades. That’s right—no TMI alert here!
So there you have it: a comedy of errors brought to you by Parker’s enthusiasm and Davis’s unwavering resolve to keep her personal life as private as a well-guarded treasure chest. Who knew matchmaking could turn into an impromptu episode of “What Not to Do?”
