The Comedy of Faith Without the Laughs
Ah, just when you thought the well of faith-based films had finally run dry, here comes another delightful pit into which we can roll our eyes. Enter “Faith Ba$ed.” This cinematic gem mixes its no-name stars with a sprinkling of big names, as if celebrity dust could add flavor to this sour dish.
The Usual Suspects and a New Scheme
Once again, we find ourselves in the familiar territory of a faith-centered film, burdened by the weight of expectations, comedic aspirations, and a dash of cynicism. The temptation to chuckle at the absurdity is strong, yet the sighs of discontent prevail. If you thought “Faith, Hope & Love” was void of comedy, you’ve made room for this unfunny endeavor.
Stoner Comedy Meets Faith-Fueled Ventures
Scripted by someone who can probably recite the Bible backwards—the preacher’s kid himself—“Faith Ba$ed” is a stoner comedy masquerading as a Christian film. Our leads, Luke (Luke Barnett) and Tanner (Tanner Thomason), are two slackers stumbling upon what they assume is a brilliant plan: crafting a church-financed film. Because, you know, praying for a miracle is just too mainstream.
A Patchwork of Good Intentions
After losing his pool-cleaning gig, Luke contemplates a new career path that could save his stepdad’s failing church—a noble gamble. Surrounded by misfits and misguided aspirations, they figure now is the moment to turn faith into dollars. They aren’t just looking to dabble; they want a keen understanding of the film industry, despite their creative output resembling a half-baked cupcake.
Clear as Mud with a Side of Irony
After a particularly hilarious, if inadvertently so, encounter with the head of a church-run streaming service played by Margaret Cho, we get the genius marketing scheme: “A-list Christian celebrities OR at least a Republican!” Who knew entrusting “faith” to the likes of Kirk Cameron would yield such bounty? Honestly, what’s next—God as a stunt double?
Making a Mess of Their Masterpiece
As our leads dive into the chaotic world of film production, you might anticipate lightning-fast sight gags, sparkly quips, and a rich narrative arc. Unfortunately, it’s more about as invigorating as watching paint dry on an aging church pew. The trouble is not just that there are no laughs; the whole comedic tone rides a wave of confusion that leaves you cruising for an exit.
The Blunted Edge of Satire
While the satire of faith-based films ought to be the crowning element, the execution lands flatter than your average pancake. If you take a trip down memory lane to “Saved” with Mandy Moore, you’re reminded how it’s done—hard-hitting humor with an actual point. But here? We’re treated to tepid jabs that don’t quite land. One could argue that this film is a test to see just how much pandering an audience is willing to endure before they get up and leave the sermon mid-way.
Concluding Thoughts on a Swing and a Miss
In essence, “Faith Ba$ed” is a cinematic endeavor that could use a strong dose of divine intervention. With a cast that includes the likes of Lance Reddick, a chance at comic gold transforms into an exercise in futility. It’s like trying to save a sinking ship by throwing in more water—only more boring. So, if you’re hoping to find comedy in a faith-based film, perhaps it’s time to look elsewhere for salvation.
MPAA Rating: Unrated, but packed with profanity, pot, and alcohol abuse—delightful!
Cast: Luke Barnett, Tanner Thomason, Margaret Cho, Jason Alexander, and others—bless their souls.
Credits: Directed by Vincent Masciale, script written by Luke Barnett. A Lone Suspect release.
Running time: 1 hour and 32 minutes of your life you won’t get back.
