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    Rosenfeld Investments Unplugged: The Redevelopment Saga of Loehmann’s Plaza

    Earlier this year, the illustrious team at Rosenfeld Investments burst onto the scene with a charming missive to the community announcing plans for the grand makeover of Loehmann’s Plaza. Yes, the very same plaza that once hosted fashion dreams and children’s giggles from Chuck E. Cheese is set to undergo a transformation that’s sure to leave everyone scratching their heads in confusion. Picture this: 50,000 square feet of retail magic combined with a whopping 750,000 square feet of residential bliss. All that with a staggering potential of 680 new dwelling units! You heard it right – we’re packing people in like sardines!

    Rosenfeld assures us that “the Property currently is developed with a shopping center (Loehmann’s Plaza) and a large surface parking lot.” Not much of an upgrade, is it? In a world where “American retail” is becoming about as trendy as a VHS collection, they’ve noticed that retail is relocating to hip spots like Rockville Pike and mixed-use centers such as Pike and Rose. Meanwhile, the demand for housing is reaching fever pitch. So, why not cram a few more units into the mix? Because nothing screams “public interest” like bulldozing a beloved shopping center, right?

    Surprisingly, this location is surrounded by a patchwork of residences and industrial zones, with single-family homes and townhouses to the north and east. Not to mention the monumental appeal of being a stone’s throw from the White Flint Metro Station. In this cameo of urban life, transit options abound—because what better way to transport you to your new apartment than a dizzying ride on the metro?

    Under the grand vision of staged redevelopment, our dear applicant plans to demolish not only the shopping center but also its vast ocean of parking. A mix of townhomes and flashy multifamily residential units will rise from the ashes, along with commercial buzz. Just imagine: 710,000 square feet of residential space, including 15% reserved for the “Moderately Priced Dwelling Units” (MPDU) because who doesn’t want to live in a moderately priced utopia? And let’s not forget the majestic open spaces, parks, and green areas — a veritable Eden in the concrete jungle!

    But don’t get too excited! Given the current retail occupancy situation, Rosenfeld Investments is taking their time with the redevelopment. Phase 1 will kick off with the vacant eastern section, which they insist on calling “Phase 1” rather than “the part nobody wants.” Eighty-six townhomes are slated to rise, each with two garages because parking is the new currency of the realm. These homes will mirror the beautiful grid pattern of a well-structured spreadsheet; nothing screams community like alley-access garages!

    As a cherry on top, Phase 1 will also feature a grocery store—because nothing says “good times” like a 23,000 square foot grocery store snuggled up where the kids used to shake hands with a furry mouse. They’ll even revise the loading area to facilitate this culinary utopia. This project promises public benefits that are worth at least 100 benefit points! What are benefits, you ask? Who cares as long as they’re points!

    Finally, this architectural marvel welcomes a “streetscape upgrade” that will turn Putnam Drive into the Eiffel Tower of the neighborhood, with townhome fronts gracing the street layout. And while you’re at it, do take a moment to appreciate the enhanced pedestrian experience—because who doesn’t cherish dodging traffic while dreaming of a tranquil evening walk in a suburb reborn? Remember folks, the future is bright, so let’s welcome our stacked neighbors with open arms and half-hearted enthusiasm!

    Information generously provided by Rosenfeld Investments, because who doesn’t relish a good laugh at the expense of nostalgia? Featured photo courtesy of Google Maps (2012), capturing the glory of what once was.

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