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    A brand-spanking new application has been submitted for a residential-led mixed-use development on the old B&Q site in Grafton Way. Yes, that’s right, the very spot where dreams of DIY heroes once flourished before being replaced by more noble pursuits, like building 173 houses and a sprinkling of shops, restaurants, and, of course, watering holes—335 square meters’ worth! Who knew inspiration struck better with a pint in hand?

    The commercial wonders will conveniently sit at the Stoke Bridge end of the property. Because nothing says “prosperous community” like consumers navigating through construction sites, right?

    Now, let’s sift through the labyrinth of proposals submitted to Ipswich Borough Council—featuring a shiny new pedestrian walkway, a superb cycleway for the two people who still ride these things, public open spaces for picnics that will likely get rained on, plus ample car parking, internal roads, and, heck, why not throw in some “associated infrastructure” while we’re at it!

    Picture this: 69 two-bed homes (perfect for couples who argue over the remote), 79 three-bed properties (great for those who believe having kids is a competitive sport), and 25 four-bed houses sporting full-height glazing facing gardens and rivers. They’ll each come with garages and Juliette balconies—because nothing says “chic” like a balcony named after a tragic Shakespearean character!

    In the grand tradition of variety—because who wants a plain corner of the world—the plan boasts 12 different house designs, each boasting hues of brick that scream, “Look at me; I’m fancy!” It’s like a box of chocolates, only each one is made of bricks and mortar instead of cocoa and ridiculous amounts of sugar.

    And let’s not forget the generous contribution of £500,000 to local highways, schools, and library improvements. Because if there’s one thing we all need more of in our lives, it’s more roads to nowhere and libraries filled with dusty tomes!

    In a bold move to enhance the locale, GHL (Ipswich) Developments Limited and Galliard Homes have promised to create a lush, green landscape around the new dwellings. This is where you’ll find over 100 standard trees and an equal number of multi-stemmed beauties, making the whole place smell like the last time people enjoyed nature—somewhere in the 1800s, probably.

    The new greenery will double as a habitat for insects, birds, and bats, contributing to sustainable living—because if your lovely new home is being invaded by squirrels, at least you can justify the cost of their gourmet acorns! And while we’re at it, native and exotic species of trees will mingle together, showcasing a multicultural flora party that even the town planners are mildly excited about.

    Don’t forget the pièce de résistance! The commercial buildings will sport green roofs and patterned bricks. Yes, folks, because if you’re going to purchase flaming hot pizza, you might as well gaze at eco-friendly roofing while your arteries harden in slow motion.

    Last but not least, this prime land, which once morphed into a temporary car park after serving as the humble abode of B&Q, has seen better days—a run for its money with previous dreams of a new Tesco superstore and hotel. But who knows? With a landscape this promising, maybe the next big plan will involve a theme park—complete with DIY roller coasters!

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