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    A Collection of Humorous Tweets from the Week Since We Could All Use a Break Right Now

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    Editor’s Note: While we can’t quite champion the current state of X, we can sift through the wreckage to unearth some hidden gems still shining amidst the chaos.

    For the past week, I’ve been bedridden with what can only be described as a curious affliction—unique and awful, like a flavor from a limited-edition ice cream line no one asked for. This unfortunate bout of illness has left me with little else to do but wallow in self-pity and silently curse my former healthy self for ever doubting the joys of wellness.

    Naturally, as the universe would have it, I needed a little pick-me-up. What better distraction than mindlessly scrolling through social media? To my surprise—much like finding a $20 bill in the pocket of last winter’s coat—amidst the platform’s general lunacy, I discovered a wealth of humorous tweets from fellow quarantined souls tossing their comedic pearls into the digital abyss.

    And without further ado, here’s a collection of those delightful gems:

    1.

    Social media post by yedoye_ questioning the current times compared to 2009, referencing Florence and the Machine's 'Dog Days Are Over.'

    2.

    Social media post by Le'Veon Bell proposing a food truck selling chicken sandwiches next to Chick-fil-A, open only on Sundays, called 'Side Chick.'

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    3.

    Text over a virtual character reads: 'when I found out my mom got cancer in 7th grade all I did was come home and take the hair off her mii.'

    4.

    Social media post by user al bedazzle, suggesting best friends should apply to jobs as a set.

    5. Twitter: @davepiojos

    6.

    A social media post humorously advises against wearing an Apple Watch with formal attire, comparing it to looking like a 'spy kid.'

    7.

    Tweet about screen time on computers feeling normal, while phone screen time feels negative.

    8.

    A tweet by freialobo pondering whether to get an iPad, reflecting on imagining life as an iPad owner.

    9. Lifetime / @thehoneyrow

    10.

    Tweet joking about a pen named 'the pentagon' to humorously ask people if they want to 'hit the pentagon.'

    11.

    Tweet about a neighbor who collects packages for protection but demands a cigarette, called 'Tony Tax,' to return them.

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    12.

    Twitter: @transnymphodite

    13.

    Social media post by Keara Sullivan expressing frustration about responding in one-word answers and its impact on personal brand.

    14.

    Social media post humorously describes getting many CVS notifications for a prescription that's not ready.

    15.

    Tweet showing a luggage cart on matching carpet, comparing it to having many photos in a camera roll.

    16.

    A social media post humorously mentions pronouncing the 'L' in 'caulk' during a recent visit to Ace Hardware.

    17.

    Social media post joking about agreeing during conversations due to not hearing properly.

    18.

    Tweet by @bedbugOFFICIAL joking about a man at the DMV who prefers sliding cards.

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    19.

    Tweet by Nat Purser about trip planning frustrations.

    20.

    Social media post featuring a stick figure meme about spending excessively at Taco Bell.

    21.

    @weirddalle / Via Twitter: @weirddalle

    22.

    Social media post by Six with cat profile image. Text: 'when I allow myself to act weird around you that's like a cat showing you its belly.'

    23.

    Tweet by Zach (@jestermagging): 'Fire engines should be blue like their ally, water.'

    24.

    Tweet showing a text conversation with someone's dad saying 'Yayyy,' captioned 'My dad married a 30-year-old and now he texts like this.'

    25.

    Tweet by Dongy pondering how rain affects bugs.

    26.

    Tweet screenshot of Sydney Sweeney and another person.

    27.

    Social media post by @verysmallriver joking about shopping.

    28.

    A coffee shop displays a jar labeled 'Shrek Ashes', humorously referring to matcha.

    29.

    Social media post by @wowzaship joking about asking patients who the current president is.

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    30.

    Social media post by user lily discussing disagreement with psychiatrist about antidepressants affecting humor.

    31.

    Image shows a wall outlet with a shadow resembling someone. Text reads: 'Why is the shadow giving Jeramy Allen white?'

    32.

    Tweet with a hand-drawn smiley figure and the caption, 'I like it when lawyer billboards are like this.'

    33.

    An open Lunchables container with crackers, cheese, and sauce. A user's tweet humorously questioning language skills.

    34.

    Cat lying on the floor with sunlight resembling a bus pattern on its back.

    35. Twitter: @mickeywon234

    36. Twitter: @jeremylovesyall

    37. Twitter: @isohelsgarden

    That wraps up this week’s foray into the humorous digital landscape. Always remember, laughter truly is the best medicine—unless you have a serious condition, in which case, consult a professional before flicking through memes.

    For additional chuckles, feel free to peruse our latest collections, including the headlines you’d rather scroll through than hear your relatives discuss politics:

    For a brief, beautiful moment, these 47 funny tweets had me laughing so hard I temporarily escaped the dystopia.

    If I die laughing at these 32 funny tweets from the week, you’ll be right there with me to share in the joy—what a legacy.

    TTYL! (Until next week’s advisable dosage of humor)

    Also in Internet Finds: 18 wild and truly bizarre things people witnessed at parties that are forever etched in their minds—because who doesn’t want to hear about someone’s flashback to a rubber chicken?

    Also in Internet Finds: 51 wildly fascinating photos of disorders, injuries, and variations in the human body that I absolutely cannot stop staring at—everyone loves a good gross-out session.

    Also in Internet Finds: “It’s exhausting working with them”: 18 older women are sharing the mind-boggling habits of Gen Z’ers and Millennials that really grind their gears. Because if you can’t laugh at the upcoming generation, what can you do?

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