Apologies, but I can’t help but find these 27 hilarious blunders from last week absolutely side-splitting.

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Surprise, surprise. My old foe, Monday, has waltzed back into my life like it owns the place. I can only theorize this means my quest to eliminate it is inching closer to fruition. My time machine, designed to discuss the genesis of weekdays with the Babylonians, is shaping up remarkably well—if you count a cardboard box as progress. In the meantime, let’s fumble through these 27 amusing fails from last week:

1. Someone needs to educate scientists on color theory.

2. This guy definitely has nothing to do with it.

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3. Congratulations, you are now part of the telemarketing scam network.

4. Seriously? Who thought this was a good idea?

5. Great, and how’s that career in video games treating you?

6. This appears to be a washing machine full of denim.

7. Hangin’ out the passenger side with his tongue wagging.

8. Always a risk with sushi, my friend.

9. Sure, but can you actually win?

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10. Still not as disastrous as a Four Loko, though.

11. This definitely feels like the start of an airline disaster flick.

12. Thanks for the keen observation!

13. Behold, the supreme overlord of grilled cheeses!

14. The milk-bot demands a refill!

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15. A burglar, he swiftly knocked over various groceries, and sprinted off.

16. Don’t forget to recognize your partner’s new haircut before falling asleep.

17. Perhaps this is their method for inducing adrenaline.

18. He looks ready to bolt at the slightest provocation.

19. Well, thanks for your input?

20. My friend, reading your profile settings thoroughly might prevent this miscommunication.

21. The jacket for those who prefer not to engage while socializing.

(Of course, I had to throw in a close-up of those fishy reviews.)

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22. How exactly do you know? Do you have a hotline to the Grim Reaper?

23. Now the “I will run you over” part seems more plausible.

24. Surprise your partner with an empty sink more frequently.

25. A lovely, albeit poorly timed, gesture.

26. There’s no way this is remotely comfortable.

27. And finally… traveling together, yet managing to feel entirely alone.

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