Attention, Intrepid Internet Explorer!
Congratulations! Your recent online antics have caught our system’s eye, and it’s convinced you’re a robot. But don’t worry, we hear that the humanoid model is still quite popular.
News Group Newspapers Limited has rolled out the welcome mat for human visitors, but it’s firmly bolted shut for our metallic friends. Penalties apply for those who dare to venture into our content using automated methods, be it through Skynet or just a very clever script. You see, we’ve got rules—like, really serious ones in our terms and conditions—about this.
Of course, if your goal is to turn our content into a money-saving hack to share with your fellow humans (or robots, if they could learn to read), you’ll need to reach out to our lovely team at crawlpermission@news.co.uk. They’re waiting with bated breath for your inquiry—curious about how you plan to monetize the mundane.
Why Am I Being Accosted by This Pop-Up?
The good news is that sometimes our system can be a bit dramatic. It might confuse your genuine human enthusiasm for automated behavior. Think of it as the grumpy bouncer of the internet. If you genuinely are not a robot (which we’re counting on!), kindly summon our customer support team at help@thesun.co.uk to back up your authenticity.
The Message of the Day
Just between us, News Group Newspapers isn’t exactly thrilled about picnic gatherings of bots collecting, mining, or whatever cute thing they do with our content. This anti-automated stance includes all sorts of sophisticated technology—AI, machine learning, and LLMs are all on our no-no list. Spoiler alert: our terms and conditions are firm on this one.
Creative Alternatives Exist!
Why not get fancy? Instead of sending bots to dip into our treasure chest of content, how about you pick up a pencil and jot down your own money-saving hacks? Who knew creativity was an antidote to automation? Plus, think of the bell curve you’ll ride for originality!
Wrap-Up: The Human Experience
Should you require a commercial route through our carefully gated garden of content, remember to knock thrice and illuminate your intent at crawlpermission@news.co.uk. “I was just testing my human skills” is not likely to win you any sympathy, but we’re rooting for you!
Long story short, stay human. Let’s keep this a ‘you and me’ situation—no robots, no automated scripts. Together, we can create a solid space for genuine engagement, and perhaps a few chuckles along the way. Happy browsing!
