Hannah chronicles the euphoric rollercoaster of London dating—getting ghosted for hairy arms and enduring instant connections that vanish like morning mist.
Meet Hannah Zaslawski, the daring Australian now stalking the streets of London in pursuit of love—or at least a decent pub where the drinks are cheap. In a noble quest reminiscent of a rom-com, she’s set herself the challenge of embarking on 50 first dates, documenting her escapades on TikTok, and collecting likes like Pokémon cards. As of now, she’s racked up over 440k likes, illustrating that people really do enjoy watching others navigate a minefield of awkward encounters.
With only ten dates under her belt since late January, Hannah is already knee-deep in red flags—one gentleman even had the audacity to criticize her arm hair and call her “keen” after a cozy evening of house inspections and late-night train-spotting. Nothing says romance like unsolicited grooming advice, right?
The dating scene in London truly is a dystopian landscape where a “good chat” quickly devolves into ghosting and sarcastic comments. Hannah’s project is a beacon of hope—or a cautionary tale dressed as reality TV. Supported by a throng of followers who eagerly await dispatches from her romantic frontlines, her TikTok journey resonates particularly with the younger crowd, many of whom have bravely re-entered the dating arena post-lockdowns, armed with nothing but sarcasm and a smattering of optimism.
Hannah’s first two dates unfolded like any average London affair—charming banter over drinks, cracked smiles, and then an abrupt disappearance. However, the third date took a turn for the theatrical. After an hour-long train ride, her date flaked out just ten minutes from their rendezvous. Truly, the stuff of legends!
Yet the universe smiled on our heroine post-flake; on her way home, she serendipitously encountered a new contestant in her dating saga. This fourth date was a hit—great chat, shared interests, and a spark that could light a cold London night. Unfortunately, the classic “I’m not looking for anything serious” declaration extinguished that flame quicker than your average British summer.
Fast-forward to date number 10—Hannah’s only a fifth of the way through her monumental odyssey. She’s now met someone who shares not only her taste in music but also managed to engage in witty Hinge banter before finally clinking glasses. But alas, after a charming date, sickness struck, and she had to bow out gracefully—only to be met with the ultimate plot twist: the dreaded “I’m not feeling this anymore” message days later. Truly a modern love story for the ages!
