BBC Television Centre in Wood Lane, west London, is now on the market, likely accompanied by a “Best Offer” sign, in the corporation’s grand cost-cutting extravaganza. Photograph: Leila Cutler/Alamy
In a bold move to trim £700 million from its budget by 2016/2017 (a figure actually more exciting than the latest Netflix series), the BBC has announced a series of cuts that make a diet plan look indulgent. So, what are the fascinating financial details behind this budgetary bonanza?
First off, the BBC sports rights budget is being sliced by 15%. Because who really needs sports when you have endless reruns of “Antiques Roadshow”? The management squad is shrinking to a mere 1% of current staff. That’s right, folks; if you’re not feeling efficient at work, you might be promoted right out of a job—two thousand posts are to vanish over the next five years. Talk about a corporate magic trick!
In another stroke of genius, BBC3 is relocating to Salford, a lovely destination known for its charming rain. This is part of a “full exit” from the iconic West London HQ. It seems you can take the network out of London, but you can’t take the London out of the network—unless, of course, you slather it with some budget cuts.
Expect the new beam of BBC brilliance to shine brightly on areas including news, children’s programming, original drama, and comedy—because there’s nothing like a 30% cut in “other kinds of output” to keep your viewers entertained. Just think of it as curating an exclusive art exhibit where the only items on display are leftover jigsaw pieces and broccoli.
For all you peak-time watchers, there’s some good news! BBC1 and BBC2 are to remain “protected” during primetime, leaving limited cuts to entertainment programming. BBC1 will morph into the new paradise of daytime programming. Think of all the poorly shot cooking shows you can sink your teeth into with a budget cut of only 3%. What a steal!
• BBC3 and BBC4 now have the humble honor of “supporting” their illustrious older siblings, BBC1 and BBC2. Perhaps they’ll get a medal for being the little brothers who just stood there?
• BBC HD, a high-definition marvel, is set to close, and in its place? BBC2 HD, because even the future needs to save a few quid.
• Radio 4 will enjoy budgetary stability with more cross-sharing of news. Imagine your favorite news bulletins playing musical chairs!
• Meanwhile, our beloved Asian Network faces a 34% cut in content spending, proving that sometimes diversity comes with a price tag.
• Word to the wise: Radio 6 music budget will dip by 2.6%. Why not, right?
And if you’re curious about what the Beeb’s spending looked like in its last annual report, you’re in luck! Just imagine the most thrilling pie chart you’ve ever seen, minus the pie. Can’t catch the excitement? The numbers will come to life like a book of poetry at a karaoke night.
Data Summary
• DATA: Yes, you can download the full spreadsheet. Because everyone loves a good spreadsheet as a nightcap, right?
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