Gen Z’s ₹6 Crore Wedding Budget: Comedian Rohit Singh’s Satirical Take on Indian Nuptials
In a world where even a Netflix subscription feels like a strain on the wallet, one Gen Z couple has bravely decided to budget a staggering ₹6 crores for their wedding. Yes, you heard that right. That’s approximately the GDP of a small country, or at least enough to provide free WiFi to an entire village—because heaven forbid someone tries to entertain themselves without Instagram.
Meet the unexpected hero of this saga: comedian Rohit Singh, whose reaction has gone viral faster than you can say “matchmaking auntie.” In a moment straight out of a comedy sketch, he quipped, “Why not just serve Paneer Butter Masala for everyone? It’s vegetarian, it’s delicious, and it won’t cause a financial crisis—unless, of course, you’re partaking in the event in Delhi.”
Singh’s satirical riff-train doesn’t stop there. He points out the absurdity of shelling out crores only to watch Uncle Raj lose himself in the dance floor, channeling his inner Shakira, while simultaneously forgetting his own name. “It’s like a scene from a rom-com, where everyone’s dancing, and yet nobody knows how to dance,” he adds, perhaps a biting commentary on both the wedding budget and the available dance skills of the average uncle.
But let’s not get bogged down in the details. The idea of a high-budget wedding in India has become as cliché as the aunties asking when the next shaadi will be. The irony of spending vast sums just to impress relatives who frankly only showed up for the free food might as well have its own reality TV show. “Coming soon: ‘Who Will Steal the Spotlight First?’” featuring your folks clashing over who gets to take the first bite of the Paneer Butter Masala.
Of course, Singh also highlighted the ultimate money-saving hack: why not skip the extravagant decorations and just hire a professional lighting team to shine a spotlight on the Paneer Butter Masala? After all, a well-lit dish is the real star of the show, overlooking wedding vows and awkward toasts.
As surprising as it may seem, the crux of Singh’s witty tirade is a relatable truth: sometimes, lavish dreams need to be trimmed to align with reality—like those wedding invites that promise “glamour” and deliver a single-pane cardboard card secured by a rubber band. In the end, you find yourself wondering whether investments in a luxury wedding are really about love, or just an elaborate form of social media bragging rights.
So let’s circle back to our Gen Z couple, ready to drop ₹6 crores on a wedding in a culture where the average person still checks their accounts before buying a cup of coffee. After all, one must keep up with appearances, and what screams “I’m financially responsible” more than a lavish wedding backed by a sizable loan? All in the name of love, of course. All hail the Paneer Butter Masala army!
