EXCLUSIVE: Hold onto your butts, folks! Hannah Berner is dusting off her stand-up shoes and hitting the road with her new comedy tour titled “None of My Business.” Yes, you heard it right—this shining star is headed to theaters across the country this fall, probably to distract us from our own questionable life choices.
In case you missed it, Berner’s last stand-up adventure brought us the Netflix special “We Ride at Dawn,” which somehow climbed to the dizzying heights of #2 on the streaming behemoth. Honestly, it’s like it beat out that one documentary about cheese-making—who knew life was this absurd?
“Come laugh with me while I question every life decision I’ve ever made,” Berner invites. As if questioning our own life choices isn’t enough, she promises the show will dive even deeper into her psyche. Because, hey, who doesn’t want to rummage through somebody else’s existential crisis? Bring popcorn; it’s going to be a ride!
On another note, the comedian recently joined the elite club of New York Times bestselling authors with her book “How to Giggle: A Guide to Taking Life Less Seriously,” co-written with her podcast co-host Paige DeSorbo. So, folks, if you were ever doubting the comedic prowess of these two, just remember: they’ve officially written the manual on laughter—and it’s surprisingly thick for a guide.
With Berner at the helm, the “None of My Business” tour promises to whisk her away to various cities across the U.S., starting this September. So, if you’re looking to drown your sorrows in laughter while simultaneously questioning your life’s trajectory, she’s got your back.
Now for the practical side of things: the tour presale kicks off on Tuesday, May 20th, at 10:00 a.m. local time, running until Wednesday, May 21st, at 11:59 p.m. local time. The code for all presales is “BUTTER” because what else could you possibly spread on your toast while you laugh at your failures? The general ticket sales start on Thursday, May 22nd, at 10:00 a.m. local time. Remember, procrastination is key to comedy, right?
Buckle up for the itinerary of funny bones! The “None of My Business” tour dates look like this:
Friday, September 5, 2025: Vancouver, BC – Vogue Theatre
Saturday, September 6, 2025: Sacramento, CA – Crest Theatre
Sunday, September 7, 2025: Oakland, CA – Fox Theater
Friday, September 12, 2025: Waterloo, NY – del Lago Resort & Casino – The Vine
Saturday, December 6, 2025: Kansas City, MO – Midland Theatre
