Editor’s Note: While we may not raise a toast to what X has evolved into, we can certainly sift through the turbulent waves and surface pearls of hilarity that persist. Here’s to narrowing down the chaos and landing on the gold nuggets of laughter—an absolute necessity in these grueling times.
Well, look at that—Monday swept in like a broom but left no mess behind. Perhaps it was the holiday, or perhaps Mondays have finally met their match. Either way, it seems like a splendid opportunity to bask in our accomplished efforts while we indulge in these 34 ridiculously funny internet fails from last week. Buckle up, people!
1. There goes your retirement savings.
When breakfast plans go awry. Who needs savings anyway?
2. Yum, “cheessteaks!”

The accent here is on the extra ‘E’s, in case you were wondering about a quality assurance issue.
3. These are the complaints of a person who does not own a plunger.

It’s always the drama queens without plungers who make the best text exchanges.
4. See you there!

Ah, nothing like self-inflicted misery brought on by scrolling through everyone else’s perfect lives.
5. Beverly!! Get back here!

The drama unfolds at Pan Pacific Park, where one man’s emotional distress is perfectly captured.
6. At least she was nice about it.

Celebrity encounters: they’re just like ours, except they involve a little more embarrassment and a lot more Instagram followers.
7. The real stages of life are finishing school, getting a job, and playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

The adulthood checklist is now officially a joke. Welcome to the new normal!
8. It’s the “my ex just texted me” for me.

This is the moment we dread. Exes—why can’t they just stay in their lane?
9. A, B, C…you know the rest.

Learning the alphabet as an adult can feel a bit too much like a midlife crisis.
10. Instant regret.

Picture this: love at first sight met with immediate horror. Story of our lives!
In conclusion, if you guffawed, chortled, or merely smirked through these moments of online hilarity, don’t forget to give some love to the creators responsible for keeping our laughter alive. And if you’re hungry for even more fails, why not check out our latest side-splitters? You’ll find absurd moments that promise to brighten your day, all while keeping your stress at bay. Isn’t that what life’s about?
