Buzz has been buzzing in Twin Falls like bees around a particularly sweet flower—rumors of a family fun center have been swirling for weeks. You might have thought this was another episode of “Things We Wish Were True,” but brace yourselves, folks: it’s real! Yes, a substantial family fun center is indeed on its way, and you should probably start practicing your happy dance.
Big Fun Package Coming to Twin Falls
So, what exactly can we expect from this slice of heaven dubbed Shenanigans? Ah, it’s not just your everyday “let’s-throw-a-few-games-in-a-building” scenario. No, this is a high-octane family fun center destined to make all other centers look like quaint little sheds. For now, the owner is just waiting on financial approval—as if building a paradise for bored families was as easy as ordering a pizza—hoping construction will kick off behind the new Subaru dealership. If all goes smoothly (cue the collective crossing of fingers), we could be looking at a grand opening in the summer of 2024. And what a long year of anticipation that will be!
What Shenanigans Will Offer
Shenanigans is not your average family fun center—it’s the mega mall of amusement! We’re talking 75 arcade and redemption games to make your quarters cry for mercy, a sprawling 3,500 square foot laser tag arena, and a soft play structure for the mini-munchkins. Even toddlers will get their fair share of fun. And let’s not forget about adults! There’ll be a bar and restaurant where you can sip your drink while maintaining a critical eye on the games and hoping your kid doesn’t deploy the “I’m bored” card too soon. Plus, with four party rooms, it’s practically a birthday bonanza waiting to happen!
The Revolutionary Hyper Bowling
Forget regular bowling; let’s talk Hyper Bowling! This is not your grandma’s bowling alley—nope. In this version, bumpers light up, and special pins multiply your score like it’s a math class you were actually paying attention in. Triple your score? Sure! Double it? When do we sign up? With Shenanigans introducing this marvel, it’s safe to say regular bowling will soon be about as appealing as watching paint dry.
Virtual Reality Awesomeness
If you’re thinking Shenanigans stops at bowling, think again! Enter the Omni Arena, where your wildest “I’m a gamer” dreams come true. Picture this: a VR experience where you don’t just sit on your couch, but actually run on a treadmill while playing. Yes, you get to exercise and have fun—how’s that for multi-tasking? Compete weekly for cash prizes, and if you’re good enough, maybe the treadmill will lead you to the daily glory you were denied in high school gym.
Why Twin Falls Needs Shenanigans
When talking to the owner, James, he revealed the reason behind this audacious venture. After living in Twin Falls since 1999, he’s tired of watching businesses come and go like a revolving door, just longing for a consistent place to hang out. Bowling? Check. Trampoline parks? Check. But an all-in-one attraction? Nah! No one seems to have thought “why don’t we just shove everything cool into one place?” Bravo, James, for your shocking revelation!
Will Shenanigans Survive the Test of Time?
With previous establishments leaving under mysterious circumstances, what makes Shenanigans so special? Well, for starters, it promises to be the only place with this level of variety within a whopping 500-mile radius—because who doesn’t love a long drive for some family fun? Families will no longer have to scatter across town like cockroaches when the lights turn on. Instead, everyone will have a hub to gather, having the luxury of trading a good old-fashioned game for a modern rollercoaster of entertainment. The community seems ecstatic; it’s hard to imagine them not giving their support.
Sure, the wait might seem eternal, but wouldn’t you want to be able to say, “Hey, remember when we were twiddling our thumbs in anticipation?” Shenanigans is right around the corner—even if that corner has a few more bureaucratic hurdles to leap over first. Stay tuned as we track this captivating saga toward what promises to be an epic grand opening. One can only hope it’s not just another “oops, it’s closed” story!
