Comedian Ashley Gutermuth performs relatable bits about her life as a military spouse, runner and animal lover. (@photoladyphotos)
Meet Ashley Gutermuth, the comedian with a last name that sounds like a rejected contestant on “America’s Next Top Model.” Often mispronounced as “gutter mouth,” one should not confuse her for a foul-mouthed stand-up act. Spoiler alert: her actual routine is as clean as a freshly laundered military uniform.
This clean comedian serves up relatable laughter centered on the joys of military life, running, and an unyielding affection for animals. And, let’s be honest, poking fun at her high-and-tight haircut isn’t just comedic—it’s practically a public service.
In her patented style, Gutermuth jokes about her transient military lifestyle, quipping, “My job is convincing people that I have a husband.” Because nothing screams commitment like relocating every few years and ensuring your spouse isn’t some elaborate figment of your imagination.
This month, the military community in Japan is in for a treat as the Best Medicine Brigade—comprised of Gutermuth and her fellow humorists—embarks on a tour. You know, the kind of laughter that’s tougher to find than a matching pair of socks in a military household.
Awarded the 2023 Air Force Spouse of the Year (because someone finally acknowledged her saga of couch-surfing and animal hoarding), Gutermuth uses social media as her soapbox to discuss serious topics such as food insecurity and housing woes. It’s like the world’s most entertaining TED Talk, only funnier.
With a resume that includes winning the “Seinfeld Challenge,” Gutermuth humorously suggests that her pursuit of comedy might just be a front for scamming people out of their time. But if you think that’s rich, wait until you realize she’s sharing stages with the likes of Mark Curry and Chris Kattan. Talk about a weird comedic family reunion.
Kicking off this whimsical tour in Japan, Gutermuth’s excitement is palpable—like a kid waiting for their allowance on payday. During a recent Zoom call, she acknowledged her unfamiliarity with Japanese culture, quipping, “I don’t want to cause any diplomatic issues.” The last thing we need is a comedian making international headlines by daring to mix up chopsticks and forks.
Gutermuth’s comedic ambitions might be what the military needs—a blend of laughter and awareness. As she dives into issues like food scarcity and the juxtaposition of military life against everyday struggles, it’s clear she’s aiming to change the conversation without losing her unique punchline. So grab a ticket, sit back, and prepare to laugh your uniform off.
Comedian Ashley Gutermuth performs relatable bits about her life as a military spouse, runner and animal lover. (Ashley Gutermuth)
The Best Medicine Brigade is set to entertain at various bases, including Yokota Air Base on February 7, because nothing says quality time like laughing with a group of strangers in uniform.
Let’s recap: military spouse, clean comedian, animal lover, and community advocate. If Gutermuth isn’t careful, she might just become the poster child for everything good about military life—just as long as she doesn’t get mixed up with “gutter mouth” in any promotional material.
