My Stomach Hurts From Laughing at These 19 Hilarious Weekend Tweets

BuzzFeed has taken a firm stance against discriminatory or hateful speech—because apparently, we don’t need to add toxic sludge to an already polluted online landscape. We also realize that X has transformed into a lovely little toxic waste dump. But fear not! It still serves as an amusing bazaar where humorous and insightful individuals gather to exchange quips. So, grab your magnifying glass and a snack while we sift through the gold.

As if it’s a cosmic joke, the best tweets always seem to erupt over the weekend. It’s as if the universe conspires for our entertainment while leaving work behind. Let’s dive into some gems that graced my timeline recently, shall we?

And remember, if you find a tweet that tickles your fancy, it’s all about that follow button. Your scrolling finger will thank you later!

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@chumblings / DreamWorks Pictures / Via Twitter: @chumblings

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@ShawnMansfield / Via Twitter: @ShawnMansfield

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Twitter: @idkcloudy

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Read it all on BuzzFeed.com and prepare to chuckle!