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    Breaking News: Allstate Campus Transforms into The Pondry, a Makeover Fit for a Real Estate Reality Show

    Ownership of the Allstate Campus, now fancifully dubbed *The Pondry*, has decided that sitting on 29.77 acres of prime real estate in South Jacksonville is simply too boring. Who needs a tranquil office space when you can have the chaotic hustle of retail and multifamily developments instead?

    To achieve this jaw-dropping transformation, a gripping Ordinance 2024-0828 is set to take center stage at the Jacksonville City Council on Oct. 22, like a dramatic plot twist in a soap opera. Will the rezoning from Commercial Office to Planned Unit Development fly? Stay tuned!

    In a twist that rivals any telenovela, Jacksonville Beach-based Trevato Development Group snatched up this sprawling campus at 4920 San Pablo Road back in May, declaring their ambition to convert a high-rise office space designed for American Heritage Life Insurance Co. into the trendy mixed-use haven of your dreams—or nightmares. Don’t forget to bring your popcorn.

    The property, snugly positioned south of Butler Boulevard and west of San Pablo Road South, is practically next door to Mayo Clinic. Who wouldn’t want a retail therapy session right after a doctor’s visit? Yet, amidst all this chaotic charm, Trevato and their secretive allies (the land-use law firm Driver, McAfee, Hawthorne & Diebenow PLLC and architect Valerio Dewalt Train) are aiming to rezone it under the thrilling name of San Pablo Mixed-Use PUD. And here you thought your last Tinder date was complicated!

    Mark your calendars, folks! The initial hearings are lined up like a Netflix binge-watch schedule—Nov. 21 at the Jacksonville Planning Commission, Nov. 26 at City Council, and Dec. 3 for the Council Land Use and Zoning Committee. Let’s just say attendance is highly encouraged, especially if you enjoy dramatic council meetings.

    Now, let’s briefly pause for a graphic detailing the office area—a whopping 192,836 square feet (down from a staggering 232,487). The proposed layout includes a mix of 250 residential units, 20,019 square feet of retail space, and parking that could possibly rival a Fleetwood Mac reunion concert. However, the mention of a hotel was rather mysteriously omitted from the latest plans. One begins to wonder if the hotel simply ghosted the project.

    In an unexpected plot twist, Trevato’s vision includes not only office space but also some seriously high-end living arrangements—think fancy condos, townhomes, and row houses. So, when your nine-to-five becomes a snooze-fest, at least you can look forward to scrolling through Pinterest for kitchen upgrades in your new digs. JEA even issued a shiny service availability determination letter because nothing screams “progress” like a utility company waving a magic wand.

    The transformation is a ballet of bureaucracy, involving a proposed 850-space parking structure, 250 residential units, multiple retail spaces, and the tasteful removal of an outdated two-story building. Because why leave the old things behind when you could just build a new empire in its place? Just ask any reality TV star.

    Feel free to adjust any details or add more punchlines as necessary!

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