This Saturday, America witnessed a spectacle worthy of a reality show—millions took to the streets for the much-anticipated “No Kings” protests. Meanwhile, on the other end of the spectrum, an awe-inspiring crowd (all 10 of them) gathered for Donald Trump’s military parade in honor of his birthday. Yes, you read that right—AT LEAST 10 folks decided that celebrating the former president required military-themed fanfare.
If you missed these events, fear not—the internet was, as always, on top of things. Here’s a recap of the best social media gems that brightened up the weekend:
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Ah, yes. Nothing screams patriotic celebration like an event that could barely draw a crowd. Societal norms may state that we gather for parades, but apparently, you need to lower your expectations if you’re celebrating a birthday with a military touch.
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Ah, but humor thrived amidst the chaos. Witty comebacks and social media quips turned the spectacle into a comedic episode. After all, when the attendance at a national parade barely fills a minivan, who could resist a chuckle?
5. Want to keep up with the witty online commentary? Don’t forget to check out related tweets playing armchair commentator as they break down the parade—complete with insights that rival expert analysis.
Closing remarks on this grand occasion? Just remember, folks: Trump’s parade might have made a “splash,” but ironically, it was more of a ripple. Next time, perhaps they could save some cash and just gather around a banner made of cake.
