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When Your Robot Twin Tries to Chat Ah, the beauty of technology! Just when you think you’ve mastered the art of browsing, our sophisticated system decides…
Automated Users, Assemble! Greetings, noble Internet wanderers! It seems that our system has made an astute observation: your user behavior might just resemble that of an…
The Automated Misunderstanding: A Cautionary Tale Dear human (or a highly sophisticated AI that’s playing the long con), Our super-intelligent system, which sometimes thinks it’s the…
When Hailey and Dante Hernandez ventured into the world of brick-and-mortar restaurants with Side Piece Kitchen in October 2023, Hailey’s expectations could generously be described as…
Attention, Intrepid Internet Explorer! Congratulations! Your recent online antics have caught our system’s eye, and it’s convinced you’re a robot. But don’t worry, we hear that…
Oh, Look Who’s Trying to Automate Their Fun Greetings, mere mortal! It appears our high-tech crystal ball (a.k.a. “system”) has flagged your user behavior as potentially…
Understanding Automated Access Restrictions Attention all users, Automated Behavior Detection Our system has flagged certain user behavior as potentially automated. This identification is designed to protect…
Unforgettable Work Email Fumbles: A Symphony of Errors Ah, the modern workplace—a stage for high art and occasional cringeworthy performances. If you’ve ever graced the corporate…
Oh, What a Surprise! Dear esteemed user, Our fancy little system has waved its digital wand and proclaimed, “User behavior may be automated!” How delightful! Clearly,…
Oh, Look! The Automaton Alert! Attention, fellow human! It seems our friendly little system has made the shocking discovery that your user behavior is reminiscent of…